Friday, March 30, 2007


TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

10. Life is sexually transmitted

10a. The leading cause of death is birth.

9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

8. Men have two emotions: hungry and horney. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like a slinky--not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

2. In the 60s people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
1. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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