Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have actually finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;

....... and, before leaving the house this morning,........... I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece= hic!

1 comment:

rvfr said...

Thanks for this one. I'm going to try and use it as an excuse to get out of the decorating. If i don't start it in the first place, i've nothing to finish, thus creating inner peace! I hope my girlfriend sees it this way as well!!

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