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I hope the Police got a fucking good kicking.
London, OUR capital city and 50,000turned out for Gaza. No one turns out for us in our own country. Do 800 British people have to die in 3weeks for anyone to care about us?
OH SHUT UP YOU WHINGE BAG JOEY. London, OUR capital city and 50,000turned out for Gaza. No one turns out for us in our own country. Do 800 British people have to die in 3weeks for anyone to care about us?
Me an Lady Michelle were there. You wouldn't recognise her in her headscarf. But I was as brazen as ever with my NUJ card and a banner reading Islam - The New Right Wing.Mince Mince Mince!
Most of these people are anarchists and lefties with too much time on their hands. The annoying truth is that a high proportion of people with a desire to defend Britain are busy people who work full time.
People like that are utter scum. Under a BNP regime they would have been shot. Fuck Israel and fuck Gaza. Who gives a shit about any of them I'm sick of seeing it on the news 24/7.
In view of the comments on on this site I presume that the pictures are in support of the Muslim rioters in London?
I hope they kill some politicians
"The annoying truth is that a high proportion of people with a desire to defend Britain are busy people who work full time.11 January 2009 11:15"Just as Karl Marx said they would. Its great when you can control people with money and take away a 1/4 of their lives...
In view of the comments on on this site I presume that the pictures are in support of the Muslim rioters in London?11 January 2009 12:24I hope so, we need more riots, we need every city and town to burn. We can them come to power.
We usually think of the New World Order as something coming in the future. In fact, a veiled Masonic Jewish banker dictatorship has existed for some time. This is the first world conquest by infiltration and subversion. They took over the levers of power while maintaining the appearance of democracy and freedom. They did this by duping Jews and Masons, and the population in general with liberalism, socialism, zionism and communism. (Protocol 1-25:"Far back in ancient times we were the first to cry among the masses of the people the words "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity," words many times repeated since these days by stupid poll- parrots who, from all sides around, flew down upon these baits and with them carried away the well-being of the world...")The Illuminati formalizes its tyranny by, for example, using the phony "war on terror" as a pretext to suspend civil liberties and build a police state. Notice, no one has asked Barack Obama to withdraw the "Patriot Act."DE FACTO TYRANNY Recently, I was reminded of this de facto tyranny when I read that the major institutions of the post-war world were created by "Soviet spies," i.e. men working directly for the Illuminati (Masonic) Jewish bankers. The most prominent was Harry Dexter White, a founder (and Director) of the IMF, as well as the World Bank.As Assistant to the Secretary of the Treasury, Henry Morgenthau, also a Soviet agent, White (originally "Weit") also delivered the printing plates for US occupation currency in Germany to the Soviets, costing the US $50 billion. FDR's administration was rife with Soviet spies, mostly Jews, protected by FDR himself. This included spies in the Manhattan Project who delivered the plans for the atomic bomb to Russia.There was nothing "Russian" about the USSR. It was an Illuminati (Masonic) Jewish state. So were/are England, the United States and most of Europe. If White helped found the IMF and World Bank, Alger Hiss, a Colonel in the Soviet GPU, helped design the United Nations and served as its first acting Secretary General. A revival of the League of Nations, the UN is the main mechanism of Masonic Jewish world government.I say "Masonic Jewish" because most Jews aren't Masons and most Masons aren't Jews. But Freemasonry is a secret society based on Judaism. The essence of a secret society is that the membership is manipulated to fulfill a hidden agenda, in this case world domination. White and Hiss could have been dupes, believing in "changing the world." But think about it folks. The architects of the IMF, World Bank and United Nations were both "Soviet" agents, traitors, proof that the covert Illuminati takeover was complete in the 1930's or earlier.(My source for White and Hiss' spying is the CIA Interrogation of Gestapo Chief Heinrich Muller, who intercepted Soviet cables from Washington to Moscow. "Gestapo Chief," Vol III by Gregory Douglas pp. 162-173. This was later confirmed by the testimony of Soviet defector Elizabeth Bentley and the release of the VENONA material by US Army Signal Intelligence.) SABBATEANS Although Hiss wasn't a Jew, he was a protege of Felix Frankfurter, a Supreme Court judge and Sabbatean Jew. The Sabbateans were a 17th Century Jewish heresy, a Satanic cult that gave birth to the Illuminati. Numbering over a million,they included powerful bankers like the Rothschilds. When their leader Sabbatai Zvi pretended to convert to Islam (under duress from the Sultan), the Sabbateans imitated him by infiltrating other nationalities and religions. This is the origin of Jewish assimilation (the "Haskalah"), all the more effective because most Jews were sincere. The hard-core Sabbateans were Cabalists determined to be their own God/Messiah and make the world worship them. They advanced this program by recruiting non-Jewish elites willing to betray their country using Freemasonry as the tent. (Freemasonry is based on Jewish Cabalism.) Communism and Zionism are both Masonic movements and Illuminati instruments. They brought Hitler to power and engineered the Holocaust to reclaim assimilated Jews for Zionism. Frankfurter was an "adviser" to both Woodrow Wilson and FDR. "Advisers" or "brain trusts" were the handlers, intermediaries between the Illuminati bankers and the politicians who are front men. Another Jewish "Soviet" agent was LBJ's handler, Abe Fortas, also a Supreme Court judge. The ultimate "Soviet" agent was Victor Rothschild himself.Financed by the central banking cartel, the Illuminati Order control Intelligence agencies and most organizations and corporations of significance. But they operate at arm's length. FDR and Stalin both wanted Vice President Henry Wallace, another Soviet agent, to succeed to the Presidency. But Truman was installed instead, probably because the Illuminati wanted a Cold War to further degrade the West. Like all wars, the Cold War was a hoax designed to further concentrate power and profit in the hands of the Illuminati bankers. THE SECRET SOCIETY MODELThe whole world is now structured like a Cabalistic secret society. The vast majority of people are duped into thinking they are free and pursuing laudable goals. Only the "adepts" understand that the true purpose of all social trends, movements and world events is to condition the masses to play their role in the Masonic banker world tyranny.As explained in the "Protocols of Zion," this role is to be permanently "dumbed down," or like children, trusting "leaders" in all respects. Thus, arrested development is promoted by undermining heterosexual marriage and family using sexual promiscuity, feminism and homosexuality. Diversity, multiculturalism, migration are all used to undermine nations and races of European descent. "Culture" is drenched in sex, violence, trivia, atheism, nihilism and Satanism, which I suspect originate in Cabalism. World events and social trends are engineered to advance world government tyranny. Last week, we again heard Henry Kissinger and "Three Stooges," Brown, Merkel and Sarkozy, describe the economic meltdown as an "opportunity" for a New World Order. In a famous statement at the June 1991 Bilderberg meeting, David Rockefeller thanked the media for help in creating a "supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers, which is surely preferable to the national auto determination practiced in past centuries. " Of course, the "intellectual elite" is really a fig leaf to cover banker tyranny. More accurately "intellectual whores," they sugarcoat the world government agenda in spurious platitudes. As I have said, the bankers want to translate their economic monopoly into a total political, cultural, spiritual and mental monopoly. The goal of "hate" laws is to enforce this monopoly on thought itself. These laws have nothing to do with hate. We live in a colonized, totalitarian society masquerading as a free society. That should be obvious by the way they murder Americans with impunity. They assassinated JFK, killed sailors on the USS Liberty and later thousands of Americans on 9-11.We live in a totalitarian society dying to take off its mask in a way that makes tyranny appear normal, natural and necessary, so the masses will accept increased degradation and servitude.
BOOK OF REVELATIONS Chapter 2 para 9 King James Bible
"People like that are utter scum. Under a BNP regime they would have been shot. Fuck Israel and fuck Gaza. Who gives a shit about any of them I'm sick of seeing it on the news 24/7."http://thurrockpatriots.blogspot.com/2009/01/israeli-need-to-ally-with-british.html
GEORGE GALLOWAY - ZIONIST GATEKEEPER IS AT IT AGAIN.Monitoring Talk Sport Radio (Zion) recently to keep up todate on the Champion of Zionism antics - George Galloway who likes to portray himself as a volatile leftwing MP. In reallity he is a gatekeeper for Zion. Within 24 hours of Baghdad falling in 2003 amongst millions of scattered pieces of paper BINGO Gorgeous George's name comes up in relation to cash for oil and a magic bank account (very similar findings against all odds was a passport allegedly belonging to one of the suicide bombers aboard one of the planes which crashed into the towers, which was found amongst the ruins and burning rubble of the Twin Towers 911 incident both amazing similarities). OBVIOUS PLANTS!!!!Then we had Gorgeous George really putting himself on the world stage defending himself at The Senate Enquiry in front of two leading Zionists, even I was slightly impresssed with his display. On reflection what did he actually say? Other than deny his company knowingly received cash for oil. GG accused a self confessed Zionist of being a Zionist, it made great theatre for GG knowing he couldnt be taken out and shot or convicted being an MP. It was meant to display George as an anti Zionist and Champion of The People.On his weekend show he exposed himself again saying the only way to have peace in the Middle East was to take down the borders of Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon and Syria all sounds very innocent but it is identical to the map for A GREATER ISRAEL the Zionists have been planning for years. Given their talents the Arab peoples would be quickly subdued and enslaved.One of George Galloways mantra's on his show is constant reference to is 'FACTORIES OF DEATH' 'NAZIS' FACISTS' 'RACISTS' all aimed at The Nationalists of Europe and denies millions were murdered and slaughtered by Communists.George Galloway is an intelligent man though he be an employee of Zion. Anyone half intelligent who spends an hour researching the so called FACTORIES OF DEATH or THE BIG 'H'will find that it is a BIG LIE and money making racket. George snapped at a caller this weekend for saying that Gaza was a Holocaust and a Concentration Camp, George shouted him down with his Zionist mantra Factories of death, conveyor belts of death, concentration camps and so on, there is only ONE holocaust and that is THE BIG 'H'. we must NEVER FORGET. (What a load of old tosh and a excellent money making racket and propganda to shut up the opposition). George has also eluded in the past that there is a biblical claim to Palestine by the Zionists and he denies 94% of Israels population are Khazars with NO bloodline ties to the so called promised land. There are many many other example of Agent of Zionism Galloway's lies and propaganda he fools alot of people especially Muslims!!!
Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:36:01 GMT Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, warns against Israel's possible attack on other countries. Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says Israel would attack its neighbors such as Jordan and Egypt if it could justify it. "Arrogant powers have established the Zionist regime [Israel] to dominate not only regional and Islamic countries but the entire world. They plan to set up a base in the heart of the Islamic region," Ahmadinejad said on Saturday. He touched upon Israel's crimes against the Palestinians in the Gaza Strip over the past two weeks, saying, "The Zionist regime has been founded based on an aggressive nature." Ahmadinejad slammed unilateral and inhuman decisions by the UN Security Council, saying the body's performance was in the interests of the US and Israel. In his Saturday remark, Ahmadinejad also strongly criticized the inaction of Arab countries and the Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC), saying, "Cut your relations with the Zionists and don't let the regime discredit you." The UN Security Council almost unanimously approved late on Thursday a resolution for an "immediate" and "durable" ceasefire followed by the "full withdrawal" of Israeli forces from the sliver of Palestinian land. The resolution also demands "the unimpeded provision and distribution throughout Gaza of humanitarian assistance, including of food, fuel and medical treatment". Fourteen out of the council's 15 members voted for the resolution, but Israel's main ally, the United States, abstained from voting. Israel has rejected UN Resolution 1860 and has escalated its air and ground strikes against the besieged territory. All the Gaza crossings are still closed. Israel began Operation Cast Lead on Gaza on Dec. 27 and has so far killed 821 Palestinians and wounded at least 3,350 others, including women and children. At least 10 Israeli troops have so far been killed during the offensive.
Difficulty Of Being AnInformed Person..By Paul Craig Roberts The Western print and TV media have never been very good. These days they are horrible. If people intend to be informed, they must turn to foreign news broadcasts, to Internet sites, to foreign newspapers available on the Internet, or to alternative newspapers that are springing up in various cities. A person who sits in front of Murdoch's Fox "News" or CNN or who reads the New York Times is simply being brainwashed with propaganda. Before conservatives nod their heads in agreement, I'm not referring to "the liberal media." I mean the propaganda that issues from the US UK government and the Israel Lobby. It was neoconservative Bush regime propaganda fed to America through Judith Miller and the New York Times and through Murdoch's Fox "News" that convinced Americans that they were in danger from a small secular Arab country half way around the globe called Iraq. It was the American media that convinced Americans that getting rid of dangerous "weapons of mass destruction," weapons that did not exist in Iraq, would be a cakewalk paid for by Iraqi oil revenues. It is the same propagandistic American print and TV media that have rationalized Bush's illegal invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan based on seven years of lies and deception. It is the same media that today provids only Israeli propaganda as "coverage" of the Israeli war crimes in Gaza. It was the New York Times that spiked for one year the leaked information from the National Security Agency that the Bush regime, in violation of US law, was illegally spying on Americans without warrants. The "liberal" New York Times agreed to suppress the story so that Bush would not face reelection under the cloud of his outlaw behavior. Conservatives think the Washington Post is "liberal media" despite the fact that the editorial and commentary pages are controlled by neocons and their sympathizers. During the run up to wars and during wars, the American press has always been a propagandist for the government. The only exceptions occurred during the later phases of the Vietnam war and the Contra-Sandinista conflict in Central America. Karen de Young and some others tried to honestly cover the Contras and Sandinistas and were demonized by "patriots" taken in by the government's lies. Conservatives still blame the "liberal" media for losing the Vietnam war, when in fact all the media did was to provide some truthful reports that opened some American eyes. When the truth cuts against the position of the US government, conservatives see it as "liberal." When propaganda supports the government's lies, conservatives see it as "patriotic." However, any resemblance to independent reporting disappeared from the American media when the Democratic regime of President Clinton allowed Murdoch and a small handful of moguls to concentrate the American media in a few corporate hands. That was the end of American reporting. Journalists disappeared from media management and were replaced by corporate advertising executives with an eye not to offend any source of advertising revenue, and certainly not to offend the government, which controls the broadcast licenses that comprise the value of the mega-companies. Today reporters write the stories that their masters want to hear, or they are out. The function of editors is to make certain that no uncomfortable information reaches the public. The public is slowly catching on, and the print media is dying. The New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and Los Angeles Times are all on the ropes. Americans are still subjected to Fox "News" and CNN propaganda piped into airport waiting rooms, doctors' offices, and exercise centers People ask me where they can get reliable information. I tell them that their goal cannot be reached without their commitment of time. People who have access to television services that provide English language foreign broadcasts, such as Iran's Press TV, Russia Today, or Al Jazeera, can get get news and insights from those parts of the world demonized by the US media. The BBC World Service still reports facts while covering itself by providing the views of the US, UK, and Israeli governments. Both the Asia Times and Israeli newspapers, such as Haaretz can be read online in English. There are other such newspapers, and all of them provide information that Americans will never see in their own media. Any American newspaper that was as truthful about the Israeli government as Haaretz would be closed down. The only US print source with which I am familiar in which some honest reporting can be found on a regular basis is the McClatchy papers. Americans addicted to print media must turn to alternative newspapers, which tend to be weekly or bi-weekly. However, the news and commentary provided are often superb.. Alternative newspapers are often the children of people motivated by a sense of justice and the love of truth. Such people have become an endangered species in the American "mainstream media." The free press Americans have today is online and in the alternative media. The function of the "mainstream media" is to sell products and to brainwash the audience for the government and interest groups. By subscribing to it, Americans support their own brainwashing. Paul Craig Roberts was associate editor and columnist for the Wall Street Journal, columnist for Business Week, and columnist for the Scripps Howard Newspapers. (WATCH SKY 515)
AIPAC, a lobby that in effect represents the interests of a foreign government (Israel), is so powerful that hardly a single senator or congressman can afford not to prostrate himself before this altar of Jewish extremism. If an elected official doesn’t go along with AIPAC, not only will he face loss of campaign money he needs, his opponents will be lavished with cash. AIPAC also has contacts with thousands of rich Zionists who can also contribute for or against any candidate deemed important to the Jewish lobby. A recent article in the YNews revealed that the top three campaign contributors in the United States are Jewish extremists, and the biggest is an “Israeli citizen” who controls a media empire in the United States. In addition to their campaign finance clout, an incredible level of Jewish domination exists in the media, and once they deem someone an enemy of the Israeli agenda, they unleash yellow journalism against him with unholy force. The offending politician is lucky if all the media do is ask him if he has stopped beating his
A picture on the Simon Darby blog appears to indicate that Richard Barnbrook does in fact own a dark coloured suit (although it seems to be to small for him), meanwhile Collet in the same picture is in the corner on his own with nobody speaking to him!
Get results though, don't they?
The British people should be saying to these demonstrates why are you not returning to your homeland and fighting with your comrades if you feel such aggrieved that you take to the streets,why not take your selfs to the docks board the ships and fight your enemy ,but No one puts the question not even the BNP has said a word well why not?Because the BNP is without a leader.I am not a number i am a man in room 17.H Rumpole QC.The old bailey London WC1
Lord Janner, Labour peer"Israel cannot just sit there and have the rockets flown down to destroy its people. Israel had no alternative other than to fight back."(It's a pity he never let the children he abused fight back the dirty vile Zionist peadophile)
Founded in 1760, the Board of Deputies has long been seen as the established mouthpiece for British Jews. With its unstinting support for Israel. I wonder if the UK was at war with Israel, whose side would these gentlemen be on?(Come on Chris give us your excuse)
I see they did a Kristlenacht on Starbucks LMFAO LOL LOL
How come these Demos are always held where plod and Gordon wants them - within the barriers and cameras of Central London.For a real reaction, why not "flash demo" Beckenham, or Chelsea?
Posted Sunday, January 11, 2009 Gaza War (and other wars)Media Rules of EngagemenNOTE the twelve golden and infallible truths that the media are obligated to adopt:In the Middle East, the Arabs always attack first and Israel always defends itself. This defense is called 'retaliation'.Neither Arabs, Palestinians nor Lebanese have the right to kill civilians. This is 'terrorism'.Israel has the right to kill civilians. This is called 'legitimate defense'.When Israel massively kills civilians, the Western Powers ask to her do it with courtesy or politeness. This is called 'reaction of the international community'.Neither Palestinians nor Lebanese have the right to capture Israeli soldiers inside military installations with sentry and combat positions. This has to be called 'kidnapping of defenceless civilians'.Israel has the right to kidnap as many Palestinians or Lebanese as they wish and at any time or place. Their present figures are about 10,000 imprisoned, 300 of whom are children and one thousand women. They do not need any evidence about their culpability. Israel has the right to detain such kidnapped prisoners indefinitely, even if they are people democratically elected by Palestinians. This is called 'imprisonment of terrorists'.Whenever the word 'Hizbollah' is mentioned, it is compulsory to add in the same phrase 'supported and financed by Syria and Iran'.When 'Israel' is mentioned it is absolutely forbidden to add 'supported and financed by the United States' This could give the impression that the conflict is uneven and that Israel's existence of is not after all at risk.In any statement about Israel, any mention of the following phrases is to be avoided: 'occupied territories', 'UN resolutions', 'Human Rights violations' or 'Geneva Convention'.Palestinians, as well as Lebanese, always are 'cowards' hiding behind a civil population that dislike them. If they sleep in military accommodation with their families, this has a name: 'cowardice'. Israel is entitled to annihilate with bombs and missiles such barracks where they sleep. This is to be called a 'surgical, high-precision action'.Israelis speak English, French, Spanish or Portuguese better than the Arabs. That is why they deserve to be interviewed more frequently and have better opportunities to explain to the audience at large the above rules, from 1 to 10. This is called 'media neutrality'.Any person in disagreement with the above rules is to be branded a "highly dangerous anti-Semitic terrorist'
The incoherent and demented diatribe by 'anonymous', starting with a reference to the protocols of Zion and including freemasons, the Sabbataeans and Illuminati, demonstrates why Griffin adopts the pro Israel line that he does.Perhaps anonymous forgot to include the Scientologists, Moonies, Crop circle aficionados, Uncle Tom Cobley and all? or was it just that there was not enough room? In this blog or in the funny farm?The Protocols of the Elders of Zion have been comprehensively shown to be a forgery. They were based on a French play written in the 1880s. They were not a record of meetings by Jewish Elders.Freemasons are cranks, belonging to an old crank society, but age does not make them less cranky.Just as Scientologists and people who believe in crop circles are cranks.Anonymous may have a reasonable point to make, but he wraps it up in all his conspiracy theory beliefs and makes it look ridiculous.You do not have to rely on the protocols to criticise Jewish influence, there is plenty of real evidence.You do not have to make too much of an effort to look for it, as this blog has quoted some of it in the past. But quoting the protocols is easy and lazy.Or perhaps anonymous is another liberal lefty just planting black propaganda?Bill Jax
Yesterday a British man fighting with Israel revealed he was shot in the foot leading paratroopers into battle. Fighting for Israel ... Brit Avi CohenLEE THOMPSON THE SUN 12/1/09.Londoner Avi Cohen, 23 — in hospital in Ashkelon, Israel — said of the fight: “We try to be as humane as possible but sometimes it is hard to know who’s Hamas and who’s civilian.” (WHOSE SIDE WOULD HE BE ON IF THE UK WAS AT WAR WITH ISRAEL)I THINK WE KNOW!!!
Boycotters are 'bunch of loons'By Marc Shoffman Conservative Party leader David Cameron this week branded those who describe Israel as a ?pariah state? as a ?bunch of loons.?Speaking at the Conservative Friends of Israel?s Annual Business Lunch at the Savoy Hotel on Tuesday, he said that boycotts of Israel are damaging and stated his support for the country. He described calls for a boycott of Israel in the UK as ?damaging? and ?worrying? and warned that criticising Israel can sometimes lead to anti-semitism.Cameron said: ?It?s disturbing that a boycott is happening here, there is no justification for treating Israel as a pariah state, it may be by a bunch of loons deciding on it but the motion is profoundly worrying and damaging.?Attacks on Israel can sometimes spill into anti-semitism.?He gave his backing to Israel?s Security Wall but warned that new settlements may damage peace negotiations, ?The West has to understand that there is no equivalence between the democratically elected government in Israel, member of the United Nations, and groups like Hamas.?The Security Wall has clearly worked but putting it around new settlements will make negotiations more difficult.?Speaking to around 500 MPs, peers and party members including former leader Michael Howard and Shadow Foreign Secretary William Hague, Cameron warned that solving the Israel-Palestinian conflict would not stop problems in the rest of the Middle East, ?It is naive to think that solving the peace process will stop roadside bombs in Iraq.?
These demonstrations are a complete waste of time. Until the day comes when the Muslims rise up against the Zionist establishment and the Labour Party then they don't have a hope in hell of defeating Israel.The Palestinians cannot win the war against Israel in the middle east. The war can only be won by overthrowing the pro-Zionist establishment in the US and UK.If any Muslims in Britain are reading this then if you go and vote Labour in the elections this year you might as well give weapons to the Israeli Army yourself.
Anti-racism rally to be held in cityJan 10 2009 by Neil Hodgson, Liverpool Echo TRADE unionists have organised a national anti-racism rally in Liverpool.The Hope Not Hate march will start from Toxteth’s Kuumba Imani Millennium Centre in Princes Road at 10.30am on Saturday January 31.It will then head to St George’s Plateau in the city centre to hear speakers including Minister of Justice Shahid Malik MP, and Steve Farley, chairman of the North West Trades Union Councils.
The Fable of the Ducks and Hens by George Lincoln Rockwell --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Many, many years ago, When animals could speak. A wondrous thing the ducks befell, Their tale is quite unique. Down by a pond dwelt all these ducks, Ten thousand at the least. Their duckish joys were undisturbed By any man or any beast. One day down near the entrance gate, There was an awful din. A hundred hens all out of breath Were begging to come in. “Oh let us in!” these poor birds cried, “Before we do expire!” “Tis only by the merest inch That we escaped the fire!” Their feathers burned, their combs a droop, They were the saddest sight. They’d run a hundred miles or more, All day and then all night. “Come, come in!” the ducks all quacked, “For you our hearts do bleed! We’ll share our happy lot with you, Just tell us what you need!” And so these poor bedraggled hens Amongst the ducks moved in. For, after all, the ducks declared, “We’re sisters ‘neath the skin.” Before too many months had passed, The hens were good as new. They sent for all their rooster friends, And these were welcomed too. To please their host, these chickens tried To waddle and to quack. To simulate the duckish ways They quickly learned the knack. This pleased the flock of ducks because It gratified their pride. ....But hear my tale and learn how they Got taken for a ride. The ducks, it seemed, spent all their time In fixing up their place, In growing food and building homes And cleaning every space. They asked the hens what they would do To earn their daily bread. “We’ll teach and write and entertain, And buy and sell,” they said. And so these hens began to teach The baby ducks and chicks. They traded food and eggs and things, With many clever tricks. They wrote great books & put on shows, Of genius they’d no lack. It wasn’t long till chickens owned The Duckville Daily Quack. One day a mother duck who took Her ducklings to the lake, Was flabbergasted when one said, “A swim I will not take!” “Why ducklings always swim!” she gasped, “It’s what you’re built to do! Like bunnies hop, and crickets chirp, And cows most always moo!” “Your just old fashioned, a fuddy duck, That stuff is all old hat!” “It’s wrong for birds to swim; ...besides, It’s too cold on my little pratt!” “Oh fie!” the mother duck exclaimed, “You’re talking like a fool!” Up quacked the other ducks and said, “He’s right! Ms. Hen taught us that in school!” “Such things must stop!” the mother cried, “Those hens can’t teach such lies!” “For sheer ingratitude and nerve, I’m sure this takes the prize!” ....But she was wrong, for even then The hens did thump the tub. Demanding they be let into, The Duckville Swimming Club. “But you don’t swim!” the ducks all cried, To join, why should you care?” “That’s not the point!” the hens replied, “To exclude us isn’t fair!” The younger ducks, who’d been to school, Agreed right there and then, “To keep them out is bigotry!” “T’would just be ANTI-HEN...!” Outnumbered by the younger ducks, The old ducks soon did loose; They agreed to let the hens all in, If they would pay the dues. That night the Duckville Daily Quack Contained this banner spread: “Reactionary Ducks Are Licked! DUCKVILLE MOVES AHEAD!” Down at the Duckville Gaiety, The younger set laughed with glee, At cracks about “Old Fuddy’ Ducks” In burlesque repartee. Next day the hens were at the club, A petition they’d sent around. They objected to the swimming fund With fury and with sound. “You use our dues to fix the pond, to keep it neat and trim.” “And this is wrong,” they said, “Because You know we do not swim!” “God help us!” cried a wise old duck, “These chickens have gone mad!” “We’ll take this to the court, by George, And justice will be had!” But when they went up to the judge, Imagine their dismay! A CHICKEN-JUDGE decreed that they Had a heavy fine to pay! “Minorities must have their rights!” The judge declared right then. “To use hen’s dues to fix the pond Is very ANTI-HEN...!” Once more the Duckville Daily Quack Emblazoned across the page: “Old Foggy Ducks Refuse to See The Great New Coming Age!” In Duckville church on Sunday morn, The preacher spoke these words, “Discrimination’s got to stop! Remember we’re all birds!” The wisest duck in all the town Sat down in black despair. “I’ll write a book,” he thought, and then “This madness I will bare!” “Let Swimmers Swim, let Hoppers Hop, Let Each One Go His Way. Let No One Coerce a Fellow Bird!” Was what he had to say. “Twas wrong to force the hens to swim So here’s the problem’s crux; It’s just as bad for hens to try To chicken-ize our ducks!” “I can’t print that,” the printer said, “Twill put me in a mess!” “My shop is mortgaged to the hens, The chickens own my press!” This worried duck then tried to warn His friends by speech and pen. Young ducks fresh from school just jeered “He’s one of those a vicious Anti-Hens...!” Now up the stream a little way Was Gooseville, on the lake. The hens had come to Gooseville too, But the Geese were more awake. When the hens began to spoil the young And Gooseville’s laws to flout, The Geese Rose Up in Righteous Wrath And Simply Threw Them Out...!!! Of course, you know where they all ran; On Duckville they converged. “We’ve got to take these refugees.” Was all Duckville’s hens had urged. The Duckville Daily Quack declared: “These Geese Will Stop at Naught! “They Plan to Conquer all the World!” “Atrocities They’ve Wrought!” “That’s right!” the young ducks agreed, “We’ll help our fellow birds! These Geese have plans to conquer us! ....We’ve read the Quack’s own words!” They let the hens from Gooseville in, The whole bedraggled pack. .... And every hen took up a job on the Duckville Daily Quack!! When the Duckville mayor’s term was up, The Quack put up it’s Duck; A vain and stupid duck was he, A veritable ... cluck! But when he praised the wild young ducks, And cursed the evil Geese, The Quack declared he was “all wise,” His praise would never cease. The hens chipped in to help this cluck Give grain away for free. The old ducks sadly shook their heads, The writing they could see. And sure enough, this stupid duck, He was elected mayor. From this point on, The Duckville ducks, They never had a prayer. The Mayor said, “Gooseville must GO!” “We’ll wipe them off the map!” While Duckville slept, the scheming hens For Gooseville set the trap. They called the Geese by filthy names; They filled their pond with sticks. They helped the weasels catch the Geese, and other hennish tricks. The Geese got mad and threw the sticks, “It’s WAR!” the Quack announced. “We ducks must Fight those evil Geese,” “Till they’ve been soundly trounced!” The ducks (who knew not of the tricks Indulged in by the mayor), Were filled with patriotic zeal, And pitched right in for fair! So when the ducks whipped the Geese, The Mayor called “Retreat!!” “Our HENVILLE friends should really take Gooseville’s big main street!” The hens were back in Gooseville now; They starved and beat the Geese. They prayed for “Peace” — but organized The “HENVILLE ARMED POLICE!!!” They drained the Geese’s swimming pond, They “De-Goose-ified” their schools; They wrung the Gooseville mayor’s neck On lately made-up rules. They formed a council of the hens; “UNITED BIRDS” the name. The other birds who joined the thing Did not perceive the game. No sooner had they set this up, Than they announced their hennish plan: To seize up Swanville as a home For all their hennish clan. They took a vote among the hens, And everyone approved! “Swanville was for HENS!” they said, “Way back, before we moved,” And so they kicked the swans all out, With Duckville’s help and power And Duckville couldn’t understand Why swans, on them turned sour. By this time, Duckville was a mess, The young ducks had all gone mad. They stole and laughed at Truth and Law; They went completely “bad.” The hens were selling Loco Weed in every nasty den. But ducks who dared to mention this, Were labeled “ANTI-HEN...!” The hens all preached of “Tolerance,” They invoked the “Golden Rule,” But they subsidized the indigent, The greedy and the fool. At last the very dumbest ducks Began to smell a rat. “This mayor is no good!” they cried, “And we will soon fix that!” But the hens had planned for even this A candidate they had, Whom even wise old ducks believed Just never could be bad. This Hen-tool duck whipped the Geese, A soldier Duck was he. Although the hens had set him up, The Ducks all thought him free. This Hen-tool got elected, Through ignorance and greed, Through hennish lies in Press & Speech, Through Bribes of “Chicken Feed.” The hens now kicked the ducks around Without a blush of shame, Until the mayor ran the town In nothing else but name. They pumped the Duck’s pond all dry; They taught the ducks to crow, While duckish numbers dwindled, The hens began to grow. The hens stirred up the happy crows >From out of the piney wood, To Fight to Mix and Marry ducks in the name of “Brotherhood.” Things got so bad that fifty ducks, Who knew the days gone by; Took up their wives and children And decided that they’d fly. They flew through storms and tempest; They froze, and many died. But on they drove, until, at last, A lovely lake they spied. They settle down exhausted, But soon went straight to work; To build and clear and cultivate, No danger did they shirk. Now after many years of toil, This little band had grown. The fields around were full of grain From seeds that they had sown. The first ducks were long since dead; Their struggles long had ceased. Through hard work and suffering, Their joys had been increased. One day down near the entrance gate There was an awful din; A hundred hens, all out of breath, Were begging to come in. “Oh, let us in!” these poor birds cried, “Before we do expire!” “Tis only by the merest inch....” “... ... ... ...” ....This epic really has no end, Because No matter how you fight em, Those HENS’ll show up every time. And so, ...Ad Infinitum ...!!! (DONT YER JUST LOVE IT)
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