Story from Sharon Ebanks:
The maestro and benefactor of huge quantities of BNP money has outdone himself once again.
Mr Mark (all bend down and kiss my arse) Collett has f*cked up royally on the first round of the BNPs Euro election leaflets.
Mr Collett omitted the printer/publisher and election agent details from said leaflets thus making them illegal for distribution to the public.
One can only wonder why the omission was made, but phone calls that I’ve been receiving today from ANGRY members suggest that they finally agree that the BNP is indeed a government run safety valve with stupid tw*ts in charge of it, and who am I to disagree.
The poor BNP members are currently amending 700,000 leaflets with stickers so that they can be delivered and posted out, but I also wonder if this batch will be delivered after the fiasco of the previous Euro election when Mr David(I’m a thick lazy bastard unable to do basic arithmetic which is why I'm deputy treasurer) Hannam, left 250,000 leaflets to rot in someone’s house because he was to bone idol to take them to the sorting office.
Imagine how those members felt after donating a week of their time to stuffing them in envelopes…………………….