FOURTH OF JULY GIFT!
FOR EVERY U.S. SENATOR WHO VOTES IN FAVOR OF "IMMIGRATION REFORM" WE WILL SPONSOR TEN TO FIFTY CHARTER BUSLOADS OF "IMMIGRANTS" TO BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOME ADDRESS OF EACH OF THOSE SENATORS!
Thanks to the spirit of cooperation between Hal Turner and other more well-known (and very wealthy) conservative media personalities, this Fourth of July means a big "gift" for pro-immigration-reform U.S. Senators, their wives, children and neighbors.
They will get to enjoy - up close and personal - all the benefits of the "immigrants" they're pushing down our throats!
After all, why should we average Americans be the only ones to enjoy multi-culturalism and diversity?
I think the high and mighty Senate could use a good dose of it too.
Naturally, those Senators who worked hardest for the new Immigration reform bill will get more busloads.
For instance, we think that fifty busloads (about 2500 immigrants total) ought to go to Hyannisport, MA to the Kennedy family home. Another 2500 for John McCain's house, and 2500 for Trent Lott's house!
Whereas those Senators who merely vote for reform (rather than really push it) may only get ten busloads (500 immigrants) to their homes.
Fair is fair, those who work the hardest for the immigrants ought to get the most of them!
Sadly, those Senators who vote AGAINST the immigration Bill will not get any immigrants because those Senators oppose diversity and are real meanies.
It ought to be a real hoot when Senators and their families get to hear the blaring mariachi music; encounter drunken and drugged immigrants walking across their property, shitting in the bushes, peeing on their homes, vomiting and passing out on the sidewalks.
And lets not forget how many of these poor immigrants may be tempted to "enter" the Senator's homes in the dark of night to . . . . . help themselves . . . . . to the better things in life.
A big screen TV; fine stereo system; cash, jewelry? That is why they come here, "to better their lives" right?
Who knows, maybe one of these poor souls may develop a sudden, irresistable "love interest" with a Senator's wife or daughter!
So what if a brown squat monster bends them over the kitchen table and slips them the bone?
All those so-called "conservatives" who are voting for this immigration bill certainly wouldn't have the baby aborted, so they can enjoy little brown babies running around their house!
After all, we're "all equal" aren't we?
Let's not forget that since it's a fourth of July celebration, there could be the sound of fireworks - or perhaps it's gunshots from immigrants shooting in the air to celebrate like they do in their home countries?
Yes, the possibilities are endless - just like the rest of us have found out!
Delivery tenatively scheduled for July 4.
A gift from Hal Turner and my friends. Happy Fourth of July!
NWN : ha ha ! Good funny stuff !