We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :-) means a smile and
:-( is a frown.

Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_ £ _) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse

you have just been e-mooned!

Jack from Rochdale...........