Thursday, December 28, 2006
A couple were wanting to get a Barbie set for their daughter and went to the toy shop.
"How much are the Barbie sets?" they asked.
"Depends on which one - they're all different" said the assistant.
"What's that one?"
"That's ski-ing Barbie complete with skis - £50.00".
"And that one?"
"That's cycling Barbie with bicycle and helmet - £56.00".
"Cooking Barbie - complete with cooker - £70.00".
They then point to one at the end of the shelf .
"How much is that one there?".
"Well, that's Divorced Barbie and is a special set and costs £300".
"£300!!! - why? - when all the others are around £50?".
"It's a Special set - Divorced Barbie comes complete with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Business and all of Ken's other stuff!!"
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