Another post from Jack in Rochdale...........

Subject: If this ever happened to you?

WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES ?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES ?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU ?

IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN ?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS ?

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?

SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE ?

HELLOOooo !!!!!!!!!

YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG BLOODY HOUSE !