Wednesday, February 22, 2017

A Woman bought a new £100,000 Jaguar car and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home.

Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station.
Unimpressed, she immediately turned around and headed back to the Dealer.


Once at the Dealership, she found her Salesman and began, rather excitedly, to explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it immediately, since she only had one radio station.


The Salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to speak aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.


She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "Country Music," and the radio changed to a station playing a Dolly Parton song.


She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "Rock 'n' Roll;" the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers.


Quite pleased, the Woman continued driving.


A few streets from her house, another Driver shot through a red light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision.
The woman angrily shouted, " Arsehole..!"
The radio immediately tuned in to an anti Brexit speech from Tony Blair.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.ukipdaily.com/jo-cox-foundation/

Anonymous said...

FARRON’S BREXIT WARNING: Lib Dem leader tells Brussels NOT to push for second referendum
TIM FARRON has warned the European Parliament to stay silent over potential plans to force a second Brexit referendum - claiming it will hurt the Remoaner cause.


http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/770921/Tim-Farron-brexit-second-referendum-European-Parliament

Anonymous said...

Military veteran's entire family facing EVICTION after council 'secretly' slashes benefit
A WAR veteran is being dragged through the courts just to keep a roof over his family’s head after his housing benefit was slashed “without his knowledge”, leaving him thousands of pounds in debt and facing imminent eviction.


http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/770727/Military-veteran-homeless-mental-health-Armed-Forces-Covenant-Rugby-eviction-benefits

Anonymous said...

'There's just TOO MANY people' Brexiteer, 17, unemployed 'because of MASS immigration'
A TEENAGE Brexiteer has blasted David Davis after he warned EU labour would continue for “years and years” in a passionate radio rant.



http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/770956/nigel-farage-lbc-responds-brexit-teenager-unemployed-immigration-david-davis

Anonymous said...

Younger workers miss out as progress on pay 'grinds to a halt'
YOUNGER workers are missing out on pay rises as firms no longer reward staff for long service, coupled with a slowdown in moving jobs and a shift towards low-paid work, research shows.


http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/770600/industry-younger-workers-pay-progress-stalls-wage-rise

Anonymous said...

Common Purpose Cressida Dick named new Metropolitan Police Commissioner – first woman ever to head Scotland Yard

Experienced cop who led re-investigation into Stephen Lawrence murder is now in charge of 43,000 staff and a £3bn budget.



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cressida-dick-new-metropolitan-police-commissioner-head-scotland-yard-sir-bernard-hogan-howe-replace-a7593651.html

Anonymous said...

PASS THE MEGABUCKS Tories slam Tony Blair for ‘hospital pass’ that led to millions paid out to suspected jihadis freed from Guantanamo Bay

Politicians are rowing over who is to blame for Jamal al-Harith blowing himself up in Iraq having pocketed a £1m compo payout.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2931940/tories-slam-tony-blair-for-hospital-pass-that-led-to-millions-paid-out-to-suspected-jihadis-freed-from-guantanamo-bay/

Anonymous said...

Martin Schultz Wants To Give Refugees The Right To Vote In German Election.



http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-22/martin-schultz-wants-give-refugees-right-vote-german-election

Anonymous said...

German Minister Pledges to Protect Families… from Social Media Posts About Migrant Rapes.



http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/02/21/minister-families-posts-migrant-rapes/

Anonymous said...

Good News: Female Muslim Prof. Says Muslims Can Rape, Rob Infidel Women Only in Some Circumstances.


https://pjmedia.com/homeland-security/2016/02/08/good-news-female-muslim-prof-says-muslims-can-rape-rob-infidel-women-only-in-some-circumstances/

Anonymous said...

Two migrants arrested for allegedly raping man
Incident took place at Brindisi train station.


http://www.ansa.it/english/news/2017/02/21/two-migrants-arrested-for-allegedly-raping-man_254c9bbf-340f-4b3f-ad0e-7a938f095c7c.html

Anonymous said...

Why Islam is Not a Religion,



http://www.newenglishreview.org/custpage.cfm/frm/100100/sec_id/100100

Anonymous said...

Parents Concerned About Islam Emphasis in Curriculum.



http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/02/21/nj-parents-concerned-about-islam-emphasis-curriculum?section=10369

Anonymous said...

Supplications at Masjid Toronto Mosque: “Slay them one by one and spare not one of them”


http://en.cijnews.com/?p=205803

Anonymous said...

George Galloway DEFENDS Trump as he insists media bias against the president IS REAL
GEORGE GALLOWAY jumped to defend Donald Trump as he claimed the media was running a biased campaign against the US President.



http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/770753/George-Galloway-Donald-Trump-media-biased-Donald-Trump

Anonymous said...

‘Islamist Takeover Plot’ Unveiled At UK Elementary School,



http://heatst.com/culture-wars/islamist-takeover-plot-unveiled-at-uk-elementary-school/

Anonymous said...

Counter terrorism police investigate fears of a 'Trojan Horse-style' plot at a primary school where the headteacher is forced to work from home because of threats from Muslim parents

Trish O'Donnell, of Clarksfield Primary School in Oldham, has been threatened
She has endured 'harassment and intimidation' by conservative Muslim parents
It is feared they are making a 'Trojan Horse' attempt to Islamicise the school
Furious parents have complained that the way she dresses is 'unsuitable'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239352/Muslim-parents-sent-school-headteacher-death-threats.html

Anonymous said...

MSNBC Anchor: "Our Job" Is To "Control Exactly What People Think"



http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-22/msnbc-anchor-admits-our-job-control-exactly-what-people-think

Anonymous said...

Swedish Mainstream Media Is "Hiding The Full Picture": Trump Is Right About Immigrants




http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-21/swedish-mainstream-media-hiding-full-picture-trump-right-about-immigrants

Anonymous said...

If you challenge multiculturalism you are seen to be a racist. But it's a political philosophy that needs to be looked at. If you don't, you're taking it on trust, which is intellectually dishonest."

Anonymous said...

Multiculturalism as a radical invention of the 1960’s is rendering Europe in total chaos – Hanne Nabintu Herland.


http://www.hannenabintuherland.com/news/hanne-nabintu-herland-multiculturalisms-failure-in-europe/

Anonymous said...

The Jewish origins of multiculturalism in Sweden.



http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2013/01/the-jewish-origins-of-multiculturalism-in-sweden/

Anonymous said...

Multiculturalism partly is an anti-European ideology, with the United States – and later Canada, Australia and New Zealand – distancing themselves from their European heritage, whereas Europe has distanced itself from itself. I noticed on one conservative American blog that it was perfectly permissible to trash European culture in any way possible, but when I carefully asked some questions about whether the cultural impact of massive Latin American immigration would be exclusively beneficial, I was accused of being “racist.”

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.co.uk/2006/11/background-of-multiculturalism.html

Has it come to this ? What NF marches used to look like............